i love sexy chat

a girl like me met a guy like you online recently. Seems nice, good profile, he can spell thats a bonus.

a guy like you didn’t have a picture on his profile.

a guy like you promised to show me a picture when we started our chat.

a guy like you started chatting sexy and a girl like me got caught up in the thrill of it all.

a girl like me loved it when a guy like you told her how you would use your tongue, your fingers, your cock to make her shudder in pleasure.

a girl like me loved how you described every single little move you would make.

a girl like me was sitting at her computer with knickers off, one hand on keyboard and one hand on pussy.

a girl like me needed release and a boy like you typed ‘call me, let me listen to you come’

a girl like me wanted you to hear her come.

a girl like me typed ‘yes, will you come for me also, i want to hear’

a boy like you typed ‘fuck yes, call me **** **** ***’

a girl like me removed her fingers from where they were nestled and picked up her mobile, dialed your number,

a girl like me said

‘hi sexy, you wanna hear me moan, I’m gonna come for you babe, is your cock out, are you stroking it, want to feel my mouth around it, licking it, sucking it, tasting you, oh babe wish your cock was inside me, my fingers are inside me, in and out, in and out, oooohhh babe, i want you so bad, fuck me babe, oh yeah give it to me, give it all to me, oh.babe.fuck.me, oh im gonna come, im coming, oh babe blow for me, oh god, oh babe, fuck me, aaarrrrggghhhhh im coming………………….bye baby’

a girl like me hung up the phone

Hope you enjoyed that sexy, let’s do it again sometime. But next time no picture, no call.

for boys like you who want to help me indulge in my passion for sex with no strings here are a few of my rules

Rule #1 – You must leave before sunrise or sleeptime, whichever comes first.

Rule #2 – You will not ask ‘Can we see each other from now on?’

Rule #3 – We are not ‘making love’ we are having sex, ok!

Rule #4 - You do not request advanced plans more than 4 hours before said booty call.

Rule #5 – You are to say my name at least once just so I know that you remember it.

Rule #6 – You will not attempt to engage me in pillow talk about any subject other than sex, who is doing it, how they are doing it, how you would like to do it and what you fantasise about.

Rule #7 – If I have a visitor while you are there, you are to stay quietly in the bedroom while I get rid of them.

Rule #8 – While we are together we will fully enjoy each others company with no expectation other than a great time and some hot sex.

Rule #9 – Your shaft will be sheathed before coming into contact with the pussy.

Rule #10 – All rules above are subject to change due to the following circumstances -

                        1. We decide to become lovers and have regular sex sessions.

                        2. We both agree to move into a relationship together.

                        3. I want to change the rules.

a girl like me says…not much to ask is it?

a girl like me is a girl and therefore allowed to change her mind at any time.  And she thinks you should be allowed to change your mind any time you want to also.

i have been receiving some ..mmm shall we say interesting invitations on the dating site I frequent and I wonder if a boy like you has forgotten the art of seduction?

a girl like me received from one boy like you these emails a month or so apart

Email #1 – totally discreet and genuine professional male, looking for lover who is as adventourous as I am and like foreplay, post play and more sensual excitement, woman to spoil sexually and enjoy taking to the heights of pleasure, love the taste and sensations of making my lover orgasm, feel her shaking and squealing with passion, enjoy lots of foreplay and postplay rather than just quick sex, although that is also fun when wanted , love to kiss lovers neck, shoulders, lips, nipples and pussy, caress and tease to orgasm slowly, like to shower together and hold you as we enjoy the closeness of skin to skin contact, like to peform and receive oral,
your pleasure is mine, selfish i know but know that by taking you to and beyond your sexual boundaries so every time we play it gets better and better for us both, txt me **** *** *** if you wish to know more, or e-mail me and can send you pics if you wish, hope to hear from you, and i apologise if my up front approach has offended you as that was not my intention

a girl like me didn’t respond

a girl like me received email # 2 a month later – wonder how much you would enjoy kneeling naked on two chairs for me, yr tits swinging free, feeling me standing behind you slowly caressing your back and shoulders, my hands and lips moving down your back, you feel me stroking your thighs, kneeling behind you, my breath on your pussy lips, watching them swell and moisten, you feel my tongue lightly flick your lips, you gasp with the pleasure, slowly i kiss your pussy, gently teasing your lips apart with my tongue, as i reach up and caress your tits and tease yr nipples, you push yourself back into my mouth, feeling me sucking your clit and gently biting, maybe you would enjoy feeling me sucking yr clit as i finger fuck you to orgasm, tasing your juices as you shake and squeal with pleasure

a girl like me noticed this time that he had dropped the apology for offending note from the end of his email.

a girl like me received email #3 today – would like to have you before me, kissing your neck nd ears as i slowly remove yr clothes and start to caress yr tits, feel you shake as i tease yr nipples and feel them harden, run my tongue down yr neck and to your nipples, licking them, kissing them, sucking them, as i let my fingers trace their way to your sweet pussy, slowly teasing you and feeling you so wet and ready, bend you over and kneel behind you, spreading yr lips with my tongue and kissing you deep in yr cunt, feel you shake with pleasure and desire as you feel me reach up to grasp yr tits nd squeeze as i suck yr lips, stretching them and making you shake even more, would then stand and strip so you can hold me, feel my hardness ready for you, would you like me to fuck you right there till you cum or take you by the hand and guide you to the bedroom where i would lie you down, slowly kissing the inner thighs, running my tongue nd fingers down yr legs to make you so wet i see drops running over yr lips.

a girl like me says…

this is not the art of seduction! More the art of talking dirty and while I love, love, love a well done dirty chat I’m happy to wait until I have at least said hello and seen your picture before I get into the hot and heavy stuff.

And puhleeease, correct spelling will get me every single time. I know this is the age of text but make an effort to impress me.

a girl like me wants to know…

Do you orgasm? Everytime? Sometimes? Maybe? Oh, you pretend to…cause you don’t wanna hurt his feelings.

a girl like me has orgasms on the brain today and she wonders really how many men out there do know the best way to help their partner enjoy the …well the joy of an orgasm?

a girl like me has met men who don’t care whether anyone gets off as long as they do.

a girl like me has met women who wanna lie there and let a boy like you do all the work and find the right spot

a girl like me used to not orgasm every time, even pretend sometimes (but that was in the days of marriage going downhill)

a girl like me comes every single time, and many multiple times these days and a girl like me often wonders about that – why does she come so easy now? Does it have something to do with the lack of emotional attachment?

a girl like me has become fascinated with the female orgasm and all its forms, in particular the female ejaculation and mens fascination with the porn star images of it

a girl like me is fascinated with her own ability to ejaculate.

a girl like me thinks some guys need an education of the scientific kind in this matter…so this is for boys like you

click here for a lesson http://www.the-clitoris.com/f_html/ejacula.htm

a girl like me loves the eagerness of a boy like you when he hears about her party trick

a girl like me wonders how many other girls like her there are – genuine, non-porn star girls who can wet the walls so to speak

a girl like me wants you to know that she thinks men can be let off the hook about this one, yes all the literature out there would suggest that it is up to a boy like you to find the right spot…g-spot in fact, however a girl like me doesn’t subscribe to that at all.

a girl like me first discovered her ability to squirt during masturbation involving the clitoris and no internal action around the g-spot

a girl like me can ejaculate with all kinds of different stimulation – g-spot, clitoral even with a cock deep inside…as far as a girl like me is concerned its all about how sexy she is feeling and how stimulated her mind is, and yes there is a little bit about teaching a boy like you how and where

a girl like me gets her imagination fired up hours before the actual act and all that thinking and dreaming and imagining gets the juices warmed up and ready to go, so to speak.

a boy like you once commented that a girl like me was all fired up and ready to go at all times

a girl like me would like to see more girls feeling free and sexy enough to learn for herself before expecting a guy like you to know what to do

discuss…

a girl like me feels an adventure coming on – an adventure in coffee and cum

a girl like me walks into the coffee shop for her regular afternoon cup but this time is different, this time a girl like me is feeling sexy and aroused wearing a short tight dress, strappy heels and…. nothing else.  Has a girl like me dressed for the kill?

a girl like me struts through the coffee shop and feels all eyes on her, she’s wearing an air of sensuality and the faint aroma of wet pussy.

a girl like me finds an empty table alongside the table of two boys like you.

a girl like me sits, crosses her long slender legs, hitches her dress a little too high and watches from under lowered lashes, the gasp and widened eyes from boys like you.

a girl like me enjoys her coffee and from time to time adjusts her position to allow boys like you to catch a glimpse of smooth, sweet pussy

a girl like me glances at boys like you and sees the lust in your eyes, the bulge in your jeans.

a girl like me feels a longing deep inside and knows that a boy like you or two deep inside will fix that longing

a girl like me gestures to two boys like you to follow as she leaves the coffee shop and wonders into the department store next door, through the menswear department and into the large, unoccupied change rooms.

Only one of you comes into the change room, the other hangs around outside, a little shy and unsure.

a guy like you enters the change room, cock straining against your jeans.

a girl like me free’s you from your jeans, takes your hard cock in her hands and after a few quick strokes places you in her warm moist hungry mouth, sucking, nibbling and taking you all the way into her throat, back and forth, tongue swirling, tasting your sticky pre-cum, bringing you to the edge all the while her own fingers diving in and out of her wet pussy

a girl like me stands and faces you, demands that you fuck her…NOW !. You pick her up, hands planted firmly on her soft round ass, her legs wrapped tightly around your waist and you drive your hot hard cock into her again and again, pounding her tight wet pussy into clenching orgasm.

another guy like you, waiting outside, listening to you and her moaning and gasping in pleasure, hard, hot so fucking hot. He wants some too.

another guy like you enters the change room, ready to go, hard cock in hand, pre-cum glistening

a girl like me thinks another guy like you deserves exactly what you got and opens her mouth obediently to take him all in.

a shop security guard comes to investigate all the moaning and groaning that is emitting from another guy like you, opens the curtain, a girl like me stops, cock in mouth.

A girl like me wipes her chin, picks up her sunnies and handbag and strolls out of the shop leaving two guys like you to deal with the consequences.

no, no, not that first time. This is about the first time I met a guy online for the specific purpose of scratching my itch, so to speak. I can be blunt if you like - for sex. 

a girl like me was sitting at home just the other night when she got a text from the first guy like you. 

a girl like me hadn’t seen him for a couple of years. He had met a stripper and got into coupledom with her. Turns out she was in Vegas for a friends wedding and he had been left home alone, bored, without sex for weeks! Poor bastard.

So he calls a girl like me to see if she’s available, just for old times sake. Turns out he’d signed up on the dating site and organised a date with a woman and couldn’t get it up cause he felt so guilty. Thought since he and  a girl like me had always had so so much fun and it was before the stripper, that he would be able to do the deed with her.

a girl like me wasn’t in the mood for something she had had already, but she remembered fondly the first time.

a girl like me had started a messenger chat with a guy like you off the dating site, 10 years younger than her and living too far away but he was willing to drive up to meet. 

a girl like me put in a big effort on the night - scrubbed the body, lathered it in sweet smelling lotion, made sure the pussy was smooth and ready, as you do.

a girl like me peeked out the window to check him out in person, as he walked up the driveway. Mmmm strange looking guy and why’s he hiding under that cap?

a girl like me trusts her intuition and it was telling her all was fine, not to mention her pussy was screaming at her to let him in.

a girl like me let him in.  She let him in to her house, she let him in to her bedroom and she let him in to her bed.

a girl like me let a boy like you have his way with her hot, wet, man hungry pussy.

a boy like you was so sensual and tender and at the same time wild and hard.

a girl like me  was kissed from foot to face and given the most exciting passionate kiss. a boy like you then continued down ever so slowly over her chest stopping to pay some attention to her erect nipples, down over her belly with a tongue inside her bellybutton and on down over her pubis and into her by now aching pussy.

a boy like you lapped a girl like me up just like a giant pussy cat with a bowl of milk. And a girl like me was the happiest girl in the world.

a girl like me was reminded that night of how big her passions were and how much she loved sex for sexs sake. She also discovered a little secret of her own and one that brings her and her partners much pleasure. Her body remembered the joy of orgasm, after wet orgasm and she was hooked.

a girl like me and a boy like you spent many more nights locked in sexual frenzy and she learned just how amazing and incredible her body, the female body really is and how it can bring a girl the most exquisite pleasure when she relaxes and just lets go. 

a girl like me discovered that first time how much pleasure her lovely little gift brings to the boys like you in her life and the fascination and pleasure it brings to her.

A girl like me had kicked her hubby out for the final time, this time she wasn’t having him back, no way in hell !

A girl like me was feeling a little itch…a big itch if she’s honest.

A girl like me has a very very big sexual drive, libido whatever you wanna call it.  The itch needed scratching…now.

what was a girl like me to do?

A girl like me saw an advertisement on the telly. Around here once it hits midnight the tv screen fills up with ads enticing men to download photos of tits and girls showing off their pretty little backsides. The advertisement that caught her eye was for an adult dating site

A girl like me hot footed it over to the computer, fired up that baby and typed the address so fast you couldn’t even see her fingers hit the keyboard. 

A girl like me had to fill in a profile, bugger that, she just wanted to get in there and see what the talent was like.

A girl like me had to wait for her profile to be approved. Screeeeech of the brakes, nowhere to go till another 12 or so hours.  So much for meeting a man for sex right now.

Her profile said – A girl like me is looking for a boy like you for no strings casual sexual relationship. Wanna be my buddy?

And there were so many boys like you ready to be her buddy. So many boys that she didn’t have the time to reply to all the amusing, sometimes lewd and sometimes downright disgusting emails she received.

A girl like me has been having fun on that same adult dating site for about 4 years now.

A girl like me currently indulges in weekly sessions (seperately) with a guy like you #1 and a guy like you #2.  And occassionally there is a guy like you #3 when time permits or libido’s dictate. 

A girl like me is contemplating stepping into the world of a couple like you. First step was taken and a girl like me is now a member of a couples club – lets see what unfolds from here.

A girl like me wants to tell you all about her past adventures and her new adventures as they happen.

as I start this new fun adventure of online blogging I am reminded of a time when a girl like me was fresh, young and virginal and starting out in the job market.

a girl like me answered an ad in the local newspaper. “Massage Therapist required” it said, ”training will be provided” it said.

a girl like me wanted to learn how to do massage and the training courses she had been looking at were very very expensive.

a girl like me thought “on the job training…bargain” and set off for her interview.

a girl like me walked into the reception area and as instructed by the woman receptionist proceeded to fill out her application form.

a girl like me said “oh this will be easy and fun.”

a girl like me was invited into the bosses office for her interview…and found out exactly what sort of massage the boss wanted her to do and it didn’t involve soothing music, incense and cleanliness. What it did involve was bare flesh, lots of lube and hands on cock.

a girl like me didn’t want to just walk out so stayed and did the best job she knew how to do and it turned out to be the best job the boss had had in a while. He was impressed.

a girl like me was invited to lie back and enjoy a massage herself. The boss whould show her exactly what she needed to do – you know that teaching method – tell, show, do. It was the bosses version of that.

a girl like me didn’t want to just get up and walk away so she stayed and learnt from the boss.

a girl like me left that interview with a job offer, 50 bucks, inner thighs wet with her juices and lube and just a little tear of sadness for hope lost.

a girl like me thought “oh well, I’ll just have to keep looking for a new job”