What’s A Girl Like Me doing in a place like this?

Booty Call Commandments

October 29, 2008 at 1:31 am (Sex, sexy) (booty call, Sex, sexy)

a girl like me says

for boys like you who want to help me indulge in my passion for sex with no strings here are a few of my rules

Rule #1 – You must leave before sunrise or sleeptime, whichever comes first.

Rule #2 – You will not ask ‘Can we see each other from now on?’

Rule #3 – We are not ‘making love’ we are having sex, ok!

Rule #4 - You do not request advanced plans more than 4 hours before said booty call.

Rule #5 – You are to say my name at least once just so I know that you remember it.

Rule #6 – You will not attempt to engage me in pillow talk about any subject other than sex, who is doing it, how they are doing it, how you would like to do it and what you fantasise about.

Rule #7 – If I have a visitor while you are there, you are to stay quietly in the bedroom while I get rid of them.

Rule #8 – While we are together we will fully enjoy each others company with no expectation other than a great time and some hot sex.

Rule #9 – Your shaft will be sheathed before coming into contact with the pussy.

Rule #10 – All rules above are subject to change due to the following circumstances -

                        1. We decide to become lovers and have regular sex sessions.

                        2. We both agree to move into a relationship together.

                        3. I want to change the rules.

a girl like me says…not much to ask is it?

a girl like me is a girl and therefore allowed to change her mind at any time.  And she thinks you should be allowed to change your mind any time you want to also.